A College Student Who Was Lost In A Snowy Mountain Desperately Rubbed His Genitals Together In An Attempt To Preserve His Genes For The Last Time…
The other day, a search team for three university students who went missing in the Northern Alps discovered a video camera inside the mountain hut where they were believed to have taken refuge. The following is a summary of the records left on the tape. ``This is all I have...'' The only thing inside the hut was a hand warmer and a sparrow's worth of food. As the leader muttered in despair, he took his lover's hand and led her to a corner of the hut where his junior could not see. Extreme conditions ruthlessly destroy human ethics and even the faintest friendships.
