While I was playing a game, my mother-in-law came into the room. And the question was... Mother: ``Just now, my daughter came home crying. She said she met some of her classmates from high school. You guys have been married for 10 years now, haven't you? Apparently everyone told you it was weird that you still don't have a child. I hate to say this either, but... What's going on with you guys? Every day you do this. Do you love your grandchild properly every now and then?'' Husband: ``...Yes, I know...'' Mother: ``What? You're not very articulate.'' Husband: ``No... I mean, you don't have confidence...'' Mother: ``Confidence? What do you mean?'' Husband: ``No, so... the size...'' Mother: ``... Is that so? lol It's okay, there's nothing to worry about. It's two people who love each other. What does it mean to have a small penis..." Husband: "It's the opposite!" Mother: "?" Husband: "It's too big...When I got married, I was told that it was too big to fit in, so I lost confidence..." Mother: "...But no matter how much you say that, there's a limit, right? I wonder if she can handle it if she has a little patience...'' Husband: ``That's what I thought too, but...she said it wasn't human-sized...'' Mother: ``Is that so?'' Husband: ``Yes...'' Mother: ``...'' Husband: ``...'' Mother: ``...Can I just take a look at it?''
